February 2011
50 posts
JM: Is this the Filipino lady?
BE: No the Filipinos are hard workers. They just don't talk and don't seem to like my energeticness. They also seem to be oppossed to me using everything as a trampoline.
January 2011
103 posts
Cling Monster
EF: He never rolls over. He's the human leech.
JM: LOL
EF: Ewwww. Ugghh. I like my special sleep space. Leave me be and don't wake me up and turn yourself into an infant child stuck to my tit.
JM: LOLOLOL
Be Present.
I kind of like that To Catch A Predator broke everyone.
– HH
Silly Asians →
Interesting… and not entirely inaccurate.
First, I’ve noticed that Western parents are extremely anxious about their children’s self-esteem. They worry about how their children will feel if they fail at something, and they constantly try to reassure their children about how good they are notwithstanding a mediocre performance on a test or at a recital. In other words, Western...
Best Robot Chicken EVER.
HH: We'll see if anything actually happens.
JM: She asked for your number! She totally wants your pee pee.